Intimacy: You OK in there?

You OK in there?

By Bes - 14/06/2009 15:54 - Canada

Today, at school, I was trying to pee in the stall, but I couldn't. I repeatedly pushed my bladder. Unfortunately, I didn't realize a number of things. My stall was open, I made noises from frustration, and I looked like I was jacking off. When I gave up, somebody clapped and yelled, "FINALLY!" FML

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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML

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By Unistudent - 30/01/2019 13:00 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

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By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 02:31 - United States

Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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Get it on

By WentInABush - 15/11/2012 07:23 - United States - Portland

Today, while in my room on the computer, I had a sudden urge to pee. I got up to use the loo and started hearing some disturbing noises from inside. Apparently I was so quiet my parents thought I was gone and decided to have sex in the shower. It's been an hour and my bladder is about to burst. FML

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lilacwords 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 20:06

Wow... why would you not close the stall?

kellster 2

Sunday 14 June 2009 20:06

Don't push, that never helps. You sound like a guy. Why were you in the stall?? And why were you making noises in a public restroom? Why was your door open? So many questions. So much YDI. Wtf with your bladder, though. Maybe you have a blockage in there.

Comments

ryan987 0

Friday 12 August 2011 6:26

Go see a doctor

RoxUrSoxs 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 17:18

Why would you leave the stall open?? Totally deserve it if u ask me

keven501 12

Friday 21 October 2011 1:35

YDI you didn't have to go if u had to do all that just to pee

nizzle5 0

Friday 23 March 2012 3:25

Def. adding this to my favorites

smileycupcake62 4

Wednesday 4 April 2012 15:40

why is this in the recent category?

KarmaKoin 0

Tuesday 8 May 2012 8:10

Then you wonder why people think your a fag.

Orchard 33

Thursday 16 May 2013 5:42

Dude, if you are struggling that hard to pee, you need medical help. Go use that wonderful free Canadian healthcare that I hear so much about to see a doctor. (rolls eyes)

jfoxxy6 15

Wednesday 15 July 2015 3:04

You're a ******* weirdo. Please don't ever leave your house again.

lucasj2345 7

Wednesday 6 September 2017 0:56

holy shit. What the hell is wrong with you? didn't know the stall was open???? and you either have something wrong with you or you didn't have to pee right then.