Wurdz is hard

Holy Testacles - - United States

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression, "Knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as, "Kill yourself." FML
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IconicLemon 8

HAHAHA. Your's and her face would have been priceless!

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mowmowlife 21

Please tell me you quickly clarified ;_;

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j3ebrules 13

As in knock yourself off?

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BIGxJOSH 5

That's absolutely amazing

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stitesy29 18

Just tell her it was an accident. If she's not a bitch, she'll forgive you.

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Blurry_1 0

Reminds me of anchor man when brick invites Veronica to the pants party. Or a bad interpretation by some one who doesn't speak english as a first language.

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