With friends like these…

marz88 - - United States

Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML
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tingting1 0

oooh yuckk good job on keeping your friend safe though :)

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meezer008 0

u sound like a good friend

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royboh 0

Bonus points for if you ever start dating.

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TrippingOverAir 0

At least you did wake up, instead of having to sleep until morning with rotting vomit seeping into your mouth and nostrils. :/ But FYL, OP.

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AshleyRose784 0

if she drank enough for you to take her keys you shouldn't have been sleeping within vomit range. yuck either way

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kaykay007 0

if you knew she was that drunk why did you sleep on the floor right next to your bed and not on the couch or anything???

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belladonnafleur 0

AT least you know you did the right thing! Good for you!

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L0VEPiNK07 0

yay for keeping her keys! boo for being puked on. :( next time sleep on the couch?

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IC4M3R0NI 0

A midnight snack, mmmmmm, and you don't even have to get up!!!

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PumpkinDog 0

YDI for not getting in bed with her and taking advantage of the situation.

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EveryDayJackAss 0

shit, that's just plain nasty, should have raped that bitch for it (jk of course)

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