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When you're too cute to look angry

Lewis - 31/01/2019 19:00

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The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

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Wednesday 20 May 2020 2:10

AAAAAAAAHHHHH ✊ *cling*

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Saturday 15 January 2022 16:37

What did that bell do to you? 😊

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Wednesday 20 May 2020 2:10

AAAAAAAAHHHHH ✊ *cling*

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Saturday 15 January 2022 16:37

What did that bell do to you? 😊

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Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend, who dumped me four months ago, telling him to come back. His answer: "feeling-wise I won't come back to you, but sexually, why not". FML

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Today, my family are really into rugby so I tried out for a local team. It didn't go well, and afterwards I couldn’t find my dad anywhere. It turns out he was so embarrassed by my sheer incompetence, he got in his car and drove away. I had to walk 9 miles home, which isn’t easy in rugby boots. FML

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Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the spine-board over, hitting me on the back of my head. She laughed, but I now have a concussion and a stiff neck, and my co-workers can't stop laughing at the "irony." FML

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Today, whilst showing my kids how to replace a light bulb safely, I gave myself and electric shock, and dropped the bulb. Twice in a row. In hindsight I should have let my husband do all the DIY-based educating, since I now have a glass shard in my big toe. FML

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Today, I met my birth mother. My dad won't talk to me, my mom won't stop crying and thinks I'm replacing her, and the rest of my family won't stop calling me a bitch. I'm 21, and I just wanted to meet the woman who pushed me head-first out of her vagina. FML

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...and just like that, the weekend was over.

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