When you're too cute to look angry By Lewis - 31/01/2019 19:00 RESPECT MY AUTHORITHAY!!! I agree, your life sucks 818 You deserved it 485 Share Tweet Share
Today, I drove to a job interview. I had to sneeze, but because I was driving on the highway, I didn't let go of the wheel to cover my mouth. I didn't know the sneeze was a "productive" one until I was sitting in the interview, looked down at my new blouse, and saw the giant lugie sitting there. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 408 You deserved it 8 930
Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML I agree, your life sucks 92 784 You deserved it 16 305
Today, my coworker brought chocolate muffins to work for everyone. This would have been really nice if they hadn't tasted like rotten blueberry muffins spray-painted brown. I reflexively gagged after taking a bite and coughed up a brown mush in front of her. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 514 You deserved it 231
Today, after expressing some of my reservations about the amount of work I have to do to accomplish my thesis on time, my graduate advisor compared my search for knowledge to Tom Hanks's odyssey in the movie "Castaway". FML I agree, your life sucks 24 925 You deserved it 4 160
Today, my boyfriend tried to be nice and change my oil, but he accidentally emptied all my transmission fluid into the pan. When he poured it back into my car, we realized he never put the cap back on and all my transmission fluid was poured all over the ground. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 667 You deserved it 535
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 434 You deserved it 5 014
Today, I backed a van into another car at work, damaging the tailgate in the process. I work at a panel beater. The van I was driving had just had a brand new tailgate put on. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 329 You deserved it 1 924
Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML I agree, your life sucks 50 737 You deserved it 4 860
AAAAAAAAHHHHH ✊ *cling*
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