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    When you're too cute to look angry

    Lewis - 31/01/2019 19:00

    RESPECT MY AUTHORITHAY!!!
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    The rhythm of the fight
    Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

    Dragonsong 7
    Wednesday 20 May 2020 2:10

    AAAAAAAAHHHHH ✊ *cling*

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    syxguns 3
    Saturday 15 January 2022 16:37

    What did that bell do to you? 😊

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    Dragonsong 7
    Wednesday 20 May 2020 2:10

    AAAAAAAAHHHHH ✊ *cling*

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    syxguns 3
    Saturday 15 January 2022 16:37

    What did that bell do to you? 😊

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    Today, I teasingly asked my crush why he never came to visit me in my dorm. He said that all his friends there had moved out and gotten apartments, so he had no reason to go to my dorm. Oh. I thought we were friends. FML
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    Today, I was mourning the recent loss of a close family member. My ex's idea of comforting me was to ask if he could come over so I could “give him some bomb ass head” to take my mind off things. FML
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    Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML
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    Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
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    Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML
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    Today, I saw my grandfather kick my dog, who is a 6-pound chihuahua, across the room. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me for having "too much sex during the apocalypse" and "invading my brain with your pancakes." This man is my legal guardian for 3 more years. FML
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