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    When you have to wear this hideous gift...

    Lewis - 26/12/2018 19:00

    Thank you Granma...
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    The rhythm of the fight
    Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

    Felice Godin 19
    Sunday 29 September 2019 8:01

    poor cat i couldnt help but laugh at that poor cat

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    Felice Godin 19
    Sunday 29 September 2019 8:01

    poor cat i couldnt help but laugh at that poor cat

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    Today, my mother-in-law yanked my corset so tight that I shit myself. While wearing my dress. On my wedding day. FML
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    Today, my three housemates got into a huge fight and ended up declaring their undying hatred for each other. They now refuse to talk to each other, and I've become their go-between. Yesterday, we signed the lease for another year in the house together. FML
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    That is one thirsty pig!
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    Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
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    Today, a coworker just came back from being ill and getting chemotherapy for a month and a half. I saw her bald head. I’d never seen her like that before. The astonishment disabled my verbal filter and I blurted out, "Jada Pinkett-Smith." Let’s just say besides this FML, I’m also submitting online resumes. FML
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    Today, I discovered that my family routinely waits until after my bedtime to order a pepperoni pizza, my favorite food. If that wasn't bad enough, I'm 17 and still have a strictly enforced bedtime. FML
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