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    When there is edible food in my fridge

    Lewis - 18/12/2018 18:00

    Actually, it never happens...
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    The rhythm of the fight
    Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

    Akitakat 31
    Wednesday 19 December 2018 14:36

    Calm yourself!

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    Akitakat 31
    Wednesday 19 December 2018 14:38

    I’ll just grab a quick snack & no one will ever know...

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    Akitakat 31
    Wednesday 19 December 2018 14:36

    Calm yourself!

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    Akitakat 31
    Wednesday 19 December 2018 14:38

    I’ll just grab a quick snack & no one will ever know...

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    SailorSolaris 43
    Thursday 20 December 2018 13:21

    Bunny! 😍😍😍

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    Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
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    Today, I found out my parents truly believe that Donald Trump will return to power in August. They also believed it was going to happen in March. It's like living in a death cult. Help. FML
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    Today, my roommate barged into my bedroom while my girlfriend and I were getting intimate. She freaked out and spun off of me trying to cover herself. I'm now in the hospital with a fractured dingle-dangle. What did he want that was so important? To ask if he could eat last pack of Pop-Tarts. FML
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    Today, my grandpa set out snare traps to catch the foxes that have been around our property, because he wanted to protect our dog from being attacked by them. I then got a phone call from my dad telling me our dog got caught in one. FML
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    Today, I just hit 41 weeks pregnant. Today is also the day my AC decided to die. I live in Florida, where it's hot WITH the AC on. This is gonna be fun. FML
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    Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
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