Embarrassing, Awkward, Photography and Movies: What?

What?

By Anonymous - 07/03/2012 18:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I went with my friends to see a movie. I handed my student card over to the cashier as proof I was old enough to see it, and he started laughing hysterically at my picture. Then he called over a colleague, who also started laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 17:25 - Belgium

Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML

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By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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By Nofriends - 09/07/2012 11:44 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, for my birthday, my family offered to take one of my friends to the movies with me. I had to pay a random person in my class to pose as a friend of mine, so that I wouldn't look pathetic in front of my parents. She forgot my name three times. They didn't buy it. FML

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By power corrupts... - 07/08/2011 20:29 - Czech Republic

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 20:45 - United States - Clay City

Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 07:02 - United States

Today, I was working in the box office. A group came in for tickets but wanted to pay individually. One paid $40 for a $25 ticket. Laughing, I reached for the calculator while saying, "I went to public school, so I can't do math." They didn't laugh. They were all teachers in public schools. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 16/11/2021 17:01

Today, I went to the cinema. The lady at the reception gave me my ticket and wished me a good screening. My reply? "Thanks, you too." FML

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By Cheyennereed - 17/02/2013 15:50 - United States - Shaw A F B

Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML

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Officer McGiggles

By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By Anna - 02/10/2012 17:37 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML

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Rockflid 3

Thursday 8 March 2012 0:13

Complain to their boss.

megamandude455 10

Thursday 8 March 2012 0:29

"and then they called their boss over, who then proceeded to laugh at it too."

Comments

butterz1839 3

Thursday 8 March 2012 0:31

I've never had an ID that I've looked good in don't worry about it

67fb 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 0:34

Wow, really? People these days have no tact. As stated complain to their boss and get them fired. People nee to learn some respect no matter what a person looks like

DocBastard 38

Thursday 8 March 2012 0:36

Just look him right in the eye and say, "You're a cashier at a ******* movie theater." Then laugh hysterically and walk away triumphantly.

benmec 18

Thursday 8 March 2012 3:17

Followed by, "you're really going places, toots..."

DrMime 10

Thursday 8 March 2012 0:38

At least you're old enough? "then his colleague called over the manager who also laughed, then the manager called over the regional executive who the also laughed. The chain led all the way up to the CEO." I'd finish my sentence but

Michael_92 20

Thursday 8 March 2012 8:33

then I'd have to kill you?

blackbelt25 12

Thursday 8 March 2012 0:38

Start laughing at him with your friends.

shizzathon 5

Thursday 8 March 2012 0:43

that's really unethical of them. you should have complained to their manager and tried to get free tickets :-D

Xythenol 6

Thursday 8 March 2012 5:08

I think the manager would've laughed too once he saw OP's picture.

Platfoot 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 0:46

you've got the looks that get the laughs

WCARlover 34

Thursday 8 March 2012 0:51

One time something similar happened to me...I showed this guy my license to get into movie and he sarcastically said "nice picture"...I wanted to punch him, who's he to talk, being a fat like 30 year old movie attendant...ugh

Havin 19

Thursday 8 March 2012 3:10

19 did you tell him that laughing?

rubberduckie94 13

Thursday 8 March 2012 0:51

It is funny. I am just the opposite of most people all my I d cards look great, but I can not take any other picture that looks good to save my life. I wish I could. I bet all your other pictures look great.