What were you thinking?

By embarrassed - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
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cradle6 13

Maybe they took her as payment. She'd probably be better off than with you.

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Amethyst99 2

so u paid after all, i just hope the restaraunt accepts payment in abandoned children you horrible horrible mother.

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slappomatt 4

I don't think I have ever seen that many you deserve it comments. You're a pile of $h1t

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42billybob 5

That is actually so perfect I could kiss karma on the mouth were it a person (even if it were gay). Nobody gets hurt, nobody looses out, just instantaneous retribution. (Unless she left her daughter there anyway.)

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scrapmetal58 9

244 - In Canada, servers and bartenders get paid almost the same as minimum wage. In Ontario it's something like $8.75/hour plus tips. It's not near as bad as the United States. I hate thieves. Grow the hell up OP.

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MissDuck91 2

asshole, ydi. you know what happens when you dine n dash? your server has to pay your bill w/their own tips. do you have any idea how much it sucks to walk out knowing you only made 8 worth of tips in one day? it's bad enough that they get paid 2.15 an hour. ******* dumbass.

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MissDuck91 2

& how the hell do you forget your kid?! some parent you are! all you had to do was get off your lazy ass & cook some damn food yourself! unless you want your kid growing up eating fried foods & end up being a lazy cheap fatass like you.

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patsl 2

WHY DID YOU DINE AND DASH IN THE FIRST PLACE? (does that mean you "stole" food?)

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