Cars, Cheating, Break-ups Love Violence is never the answer - FML

Violence is never the answer

MUemma - 26/02/2010 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML

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nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

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Overreaction much?

GamerGirl - 30/01/2010 15:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML

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Faaccckkk - 25/03/2013 14:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML

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This ain't working out

just a reaction - 17/08/2020 23:09

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML

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iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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gkline09 - 06/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML

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Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

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kierstin - 19/10/2009 15:54 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML

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Anon - 03/10/2009 11:43 - Australia

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML

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Anonymous - 10/07/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML

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TomasT 0

Friday 26 February 2010 9:14

Well, you could be in jail for manslaughter by now... Anger management FTW. Revenge is a dish served cold.

Emrysa 1

Friday 26 February 2010 9:23

Wow, I wonder why he broke up with you. Cheaters suck, but you're insane. Karma baby.

mr_miyagi 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 5:24

YDI for being a psycho bitch FHL for having wasted his time dating you

wtfog 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 7:16

karma!!!!

fangles 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 7:19

YDI for perpetuating a ridiculous stereotype.

therealdavid 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 7:55

Wow you need anger management counseling.

cboisen10 1

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:37

ydi for being a psycho bitch get over it. you also deserve it for being terrible at sex

jpest17 5

Saturday 27 February 2010 14:54

problem these day is that when boy friends or girl friends cheat you know it means they are having sex or it wouldent be a big deal.

HelloiamBatman 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 15:24

why are you throwing plants out windows? not cool man.not cool

HelloiamBatman 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 15:26

I'd brake up with you too, phsyco

macgruberiscool 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 18:49

you could have Killed him. It's a good thing you missed

lovin_darkness 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 21:11

shoulda nailed him BEFORE he left!!!!!!

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Today, I went to see a movie but took my phone out a few times to check my socials. Apparently the asshole behind me didn’t like that, because he ripped my phone out of my hands, dropped it in my soda, then just sat back in his seat like nothing happened. FML

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Today, I was practicing yoga at home when I heard a loud crash. My cat had managed to knock over a bookshelf while attempting to catch a fly. In my rush to save my books and knick-knacks, I tripped over my yoga mat and fell into the mess. My cat got the fly though, so that's something. FML

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Today, after a week on bed rest in a cast after ankle surgery, I got so bored and lonely I agreed to do an hour-long government phone survey just to have someone to talk to. FML

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