Intimacy: Uncanny

Uncanny

By Weezylover - 26/05/2009 08:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and I watched a documentary film about a kid living with severe asthma. In one scene, the kid has a severe asthma attack, and is rushed to hospital. My wife started laughing hysterically at this and after apologising, says "It's just he sounded exactly like you in bed." FML

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By Ekh0es - 11/04/2021 15:30 - United States - Garfield

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

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By Noname - 10/03/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub, when she started to breathe heavily. So I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck, she then turns around and says "Tell my room mate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2013 20:52 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML

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But there's panic on the streets of Carlisle

By Panek - 07/10/2021 23:01

Today, I had a panic attack because my wife yelped at me. What did I say that made her yell? I told her that I had just been diagnosed with a panic disorder that's triggered by people yelling at me. FML

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Fit as a fiddle

By Anonymous - 09/07/2018 20:30

Today, I, a man in his 40s, had to be taken to the hospital because I was laughing so hard at an old Disney movie that my diaphragm went into spasms. I stopped breathing and passed out for a few minutes, and my son had to call an ambulance. FML

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You deserved it 440

By anonomys - 05/09/2011 19:19 - Canada

Today, my husband compared me to his parents' dog. Why? Because when I sleep, I fart and scare myself awake. Just like his parents' dog. FML

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You deserved it 10 132

By asthma_attacker - 14/11/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML

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You deserved it 2 921

Bad parenting

By Anonymous - 19/06/2024 21:00

Today, we got back from our second honeymoon and went to pick the kids up from my mom's. Surprisingly, they were both sat quietly watching TV. Half jokingly, I asked my mom what her secret was. Without even a guilty pause she told me, "Benadryl for chesty coughs in their juice. You're welcome." FML

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You deserved it 112

Happy together

By Anonymous - 05/07/2023 02:00

Today, I finally reached the age where me just being alive annoys my wife. She asked me during a movie if I “have to breathe like that because it’s so damn annoying.” FML

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You deserved it 178

Freaked out

By allergyface - 16/12/2009 03:34 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML

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Fawq37 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:04

im a big fan of people who write first when they weren't even first haha good work #2

bitterpill1 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:07

wow #2 go to hell we can all see that your NOT 1st... and even if you were no one gives a ****. hahahahhahahaha YDI for climaxing like an asthma attack

Comments

Weil 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:58

Shut your mouth when you have secks. Simple.

brazillian_queen 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:03

you cant help but assume next timew you are in bed together and you make THAT noise...shell be thinking of the kid

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:05

A) I have asthma (sucks) and I still think that shit is funny. B) If you don't have asthma, what the **** kind of congestion problems do YOU have? You just a horrible 'mouth-breather' ? #20 - haahaha nice one.

plexico 3

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:08

If she's still with you, you must do it well enough (or you make buckets of money and she's getting it elsewhere.)

dudewithface 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:14

27TH!

lilcuti3pi389 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:15

Hahah, im assuming you don't have asthma and that's just what u do when u climax.. But idk cuz it doesn't say. that was pretty funny of your wife, still it must be good for her to stay lol

the_holy_one 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:17

lmao to that. pure pwnage xD

webbles 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:24

"You're just that good, baby."

mxf06 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:30

this is a good FML... it doesn't sound fake, and it's funny and not depressing... i haven't read an actual good one in a while... good work! oh by the way, FYL