Too Tired To Function By FML Videos - 09/10/2018 18:30 - United States - New York He doesn't like to move it move it. I agree, your life sucks 291 You deserved it 84 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was upset over a recent break up. It showed while I was at work, and I made a customer sad just by looking blue. She complained to my manager. I got written up for being so depressed that I got a customer depressed too. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 645 You deserved it 3 615
Today, and every time I try to talk to my mother about being a lesbian, she just says in the most condescending way, "Oh no you're not sweetie, it’s just a phase." The "phase" has lasted 17 years, including marrying my wife and adopting twin sons, but sure, it’s “just a phase.” FML I agree, your life sucks 1 730 You deserved it 229
Today, my five year-old had to break the news to me that my husband was leaving me for someone else. FML I agree, your life sucks 17 232 You deserved it 1 389
Today, I finished writing my Masters thesis. It's 25,000 words long. I showed it to my tutor, who told me it was completely wrong and that I have to start again from scratch. It's due in two weeks. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 896 You deserved it 2 232
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML I agree, your life sucks 431 You deserved it 3 347
Today, I asked my son to repeat something he had said. He got right up in my face and screamed that it was time I got a "fucking hearing aid." His siblings agreed with him. My husband agreed so much, he won’t even punish him for yelling and swearing, because, “Honestly, we all wanted to scream it.” FML I agree, your life sucks 556 You deserved it 1 138
Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticed a homeless guy touching himself. He saw me, smiled and waved, and then continued. So much for my new eyesight. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 650 You deserved it 2 796
Today, as I was about to go to bed, the lid came off a brand new bottle of laundry detergent and it toppled down my carpeted basement steps. 3 hours, 2 dozen microfiber cloths, and a bucket of water later and my steps are still full of suds. I went to bed at 3 am and my 10 week old was up at 4 am. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 676 You deserved it 305