Transportation: Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot,... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

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By mikej1985 - 20/03/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

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By charliebravo77 - 09/12/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML

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By iswearicandrive - 17/12/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML

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By pgmonster - 21/05/2015 10:48 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 13:43 - Norway

Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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You deserved it 55 982

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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You deserved it 4 147

By TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - 21/11/2014 06:11 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

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maskedman 9

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:27

it only makes it worse that he was in it because you were trying to get away without anyone knowing.

Bugatti_Veyron 1

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:26

so... did he die?

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Bugatti_Veyron 1

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:26

so... did he die?

Nsnlover 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:36

niceee u made my favorites

Ajjas013 6

Sunday 7 February 2010 3:24

Tell him his truck was ugly and you were doing him a favor.

Ajjas013 6

Sunday 7 February 2010 3:48

Then he gives you a raise. OH YEAH (Kool-Aid man reference =P)

Theo_fml 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 5:23

What can I say, women drivers.

NotFML_FYL 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 5:39

Exactly why females shouldn't drive...

thor89 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:56

I smell a raise o_O

themikal 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 7:41

I would be like, more mutha fucka, fire my glock... too much tupac will change you kids... but seriouslly, YDI for driving bad

breenarae25 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 8:19

but males get drunk and drive which makes them stupid , so can't we just say we all drive stupidly sometimes??

lalolalololalalo 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 6:53

guys do it sometimes but women do it all the time

man_down 5

Saturday 26 December 2015 23:37

lol

Liammg 12

Thursday 26 May 2016 1:39

so woman can't drive drunk now?

mrspsl 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:26

now thats gotta be awkward

Oreogasm 5

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:27

Add another .1202314568 to the unemployment rate

maskedman 9

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:27

it only makes it worse that he was in it because you were trying to get away without anyone knowing.

KurouTenshi 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:32

Damn! There goes your raise. And you worked so hard ******* your way to the top...

dgranger 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:34

another example of women not being able to drive

ambrz 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:55

sexist asshole!!

thekingjoe90 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:06

its not sexist if its true

Sabre300 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:59

it is true, I've been in 3 wrecks with women drivers, all 3 of them got tickets and my car comes out with newer parts each time. so we should let women keep driving, a shopping cart dinged my fender so I need a new one

nates0210 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:42

would it have been better if he wasnt in it? ... because... thats called a hit and run.

wmertz15 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:59

learn to drive

sidvoltaire 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:02

I hate people like you.

thekingjoe90 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:09

i know right people who can't drive... then complain about it. This should read Today I was leaving work, and one of my employees backed into my truck. I just washed it to...FML

tysta 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 5:57

Respect and agree to the 5th dergree my homie g

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