Intimacy: Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by...

By Anonymous - 23/07/2010 00:39 - United Kingdom

Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

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By Joel_28 - 01/03/2010 00:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2013 16:51 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

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Today, I finally had someone else touch my man parts. It was my doctor, checking for testicular cancer and a hernia, as part of my yearly physical. He's the only person other than myself to touch my junk in the last 4 years. FML

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By manlyman - 05/04/2009 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

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By prostate - 08/06/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML

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By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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Not now, little man!

By WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY - 30/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, this might sound silly, but would you like to know what I think is the absolute worst time to get an uncontrollable boner? I'll tell you: While a female doctor is examining your privates. I swear, if there's anything more embarrassing than that, I'd like to know, because I'm still mortified. FML

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Friday 23 July 2010 9:13

Haha, moronic.

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Friday 23 July 2010 9:14

Hahahaha way to go mc lovin !

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Chizzles 0

Friday 23 July 2010 10:07

Lol wow pretty gross

FMLephant 2

Friday 23 July 2010 10:24

it wasn't a her, HE was a Murse

PurplePigeon 0

Friday 23 July 2010 10:26

she probably sees penises(sp?) all the time but since op is "massive" your question might not be all that pointless.

RawrBunneh 0

Friday 23 July 2010 10:37

wow... I would have smiled and take no interest in you... FAIL!

Jorgina226 0

Friday 23 July 2010 10:41

well at least you don't have cancer...right??

TwoStrikeBadAss 0

Friday 23 July 2010 10:47

Shoulda just been like "Listen Babe, it's human Nature so let it have it's way. eh?"

superbadd 0

Friday 23 July 2010 11:13

Ohmygoshh! How embarrising!

wilbur1979 0

Friday 23 July 2010 11:17

hey I'm in Cheltenham which clinic did you go to!? ha

hatemylife2234 0

Friday 23 July 2010 11:50

Fail

selenagirl_fml 0

Friday 23 July 2010 11:56

WTH? since when do people say that to nurses.... smooth move. poor nurse

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