Intimacy: Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was...

By pinky - 12/02/2010 05:13 - Australia

Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was standing next to me. My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, "I'd like to fit in your tight area." FML

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Today, I was at a piano lesson playing a song I had worked very hard to make perfect. Halfway through, my teacher abruptly stops me and asks, "Did you notice that I rearranged the furniture?" FML

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By pianonerd - 15/09/2009 06:16 - Canada

Today, my piano teacher told me that she "forgot" to inform me that she volunteered me to play a 5-page song in a recital in front of 300 people that's happening next week. FML

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Friday 12 February 2010 12:18

you so need to report that!!!

ktbird 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:14

There's a hell of a lot wrong with that. If she is underage they could and should lose their job and probably never teach again. If she is not it is still highly inappropriate sexual harassment.

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Spooksu 0

Friday 12 February 2010 17:09

some union protects these people and if they even tried to fire him the process would take about 3 years Which really is too much trouble

tweetbaby14 18

Friday 12 February 2010 17:11

@67 are you ******* stupid so wherever you live it's ok for a teacher to call students hot no that's inappropriate and disgusting. his ass needs to be reported and suspended with out pay or fired then sued for sexual harassment of a minor.

skyeyez9 24

Friday 12 February 2010 17:13

Pedophiles gravitate towards careers that place them around children and young teens. Tell your parents what that disgusting creep said to you asap!

skyeyez9 24

Friday 12 February 2010 17:21

Do not, under any circumstances, let yourself be alone with him ever! If he wants to talk to you in his classroom alone, tell him you want another teacher present, preferably a female. You have that right.

xlmariuslx 0

Friday 12 February 2010 17:30

I agree with 67

umentum 0

Friday 12 February 2010 17:46

yea that's really messed up!

snickelfrits 0

Friday 12 February 2010 17:46

snicker why do you act so sanctimonious? what grade are you in?

st0n333d 0

Friday 12 February 2010 17:47

Wait we are blowing this out of proportion! He could have been on his blue tooth ;D

orangesodaftw 0

Friday 12 February 2010 17:53

hahaha at 34

xDyZFuNkTiOnULx 0

Friday 12 February 2010 17:53

wow think about it. This story seems a little far fetched. -.- . who says area lmaooo. AND if this indeed did happen and you under age u need to consult somebody.