Miscellaneous: Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML - FML

By cs - 13/02/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

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oliver86 8

Sunday 13 February 2011 10:20

better than finding it with a lawn mower

DahkLohd 4

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:18

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down? The snowblower was coming. :D

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Evan2297 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 5:07

That blows.

carlycrf 8

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:14

There's an app for that.

MarkToast 19

Wednesday 8 January 2014 5:17

Haha I can just imagine it. snow flying off to the side then all of a sudden you hear a few CLUNKs and FWUMP! that phone is flying. and probably not in one piece

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