Love: Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After... - FML

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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML

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purplestuff_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:04

you overreact... badly...

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:07

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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luckshotpro 12

Thursday 3 February 2011 8:49

at least now she doesn't have to date this crazy, bipolar nutjob that she thought she liked. maybe from now on she'll get to know more about who she wants to date before actually telling them.

xxunicornxc 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 3:55

yup. we girls love it when you flip and call us *****. charming.

shadowtrooper 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 22:35

u are a DICk

emian 2

Saturday 16 July 2011 22:42

mute on a cellphone? why?

lauzerdaniel 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 7:54

Anger management much

jamm8806 4

Wednesday 7 September 2011 5:25

Hahaha you douche

schirrmy908 0

Friday 9 September 2011 7:06

way to be a douche. YDI.

Auron93 1

Tuesday 13 September 2011 16:39

You mad bro?

lillixxrawrr 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 17:52

Wowww

serge_s 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 23:54

in future try to be more restrained, idiot

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