Love: Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After... - FML

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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML

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purplestuff_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:04

you overreact... badly...

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:07

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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xmelissaaax0x 0

Monday 15 June 2009 18:23

your probably abusive.. i wouldnt call you anymore if i was that girl.

sanctuary_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 19:28

LMFAO LMFAO HAHAHAHA!

hypergeezer 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 17:45

...retard...

shellybean87 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:18

Assumeing makes an ass out of u and me ass u me

gummibehrs 4

Saturday 29 August 2009 0:19

She's lucky she caught what you were screaming, you're probably an abusive bipolar douchebag.

Lovebug27 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 5:23

YDI! Why wouldn't you say hello? Or somethingl like that. Good thing she saw your true colors.

KillaKingPerrie 4

Tuesday 22 September 2009 6:50

YDI for not having social skills

Sorrytohearthat 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 6:11

You seriously are an IDIOT for acting like that. Always assume stuff like that has happened.

Sorrytohearthat 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 6:13

You seriously are an IDIOT for acting like that. Always assume stuff like that has happened.

tikicrown 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 3:27

you should have been patient and waited

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