By Anonyme - 24/04/2014 06:57 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balled-up tin foil into my mouth. FML
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Nickb55 16

That could have seruously killed you; what the heck...

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pdp_fml 21

That is a great story op! Next time try to cover your mouth with a scarf or something. What do you think?

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JuzReading 23

Or just don't fall asleep in public places where you'll be vulnerable :)

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R3TROxLOV3 32

18, sometimes it's not that easy. On some days, I'm gone from 5 a.m. to 8 p.m., and by the time I get on the 8 p.m. train, I'm exhausted. People shouldn't have to worry about strangers throwing things down their throat. Maybe -and this is just a crazy idea- people shouldn't touch other strangers inappropriately.

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DanielleinDC 33

Goodness knows I've been exhausted while riding public transport and have fallen asleep. I just try to make sure my mouth is open. That's one evil old lady if she thinks it's funny to try to choke someone by throwing aluminum foil balls into his/her mouth.

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cadillacgal79 32

that's messed up, by now this site should've taught u not to sit by old people :P

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crazytwinsmom 25

The old lady may have gotten on after OP fell asleep.

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Dontalktome 9

Could have been worse... She could have blew her nose with some tissue and balled those up instead.

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TunaFireStarter 16

We don't know what was on the foil, so it very well could have had much worse things on it. For all we know she could have pulled it out of a dumpster.

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ZY1431 24

definitely would've said something

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ChelzTheWolfGirl 29

Well it looks like you guys were having a ball!

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erichsalvesen 13

I would have slapped the shit out of that old bitch.

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soul_ginger 14

And I think I found my bet for the next illustrated FML... (the kitten and the frying pan would just be too graphic)

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TheLadyOpal 30

I agree with you on this one getting illustrated. The ones from the European FML site usually are.

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