By Anonyme - 24/04/2014 06:57 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balled-up tin foil into my mouth. FML
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Nickb55 16

That could have seruously killed you; what the heck...

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vlalam 24

Well, I guess the grandma is living her life, but not u of course... On the bright side, M glad it's just small tin fouls in ur mouth and not a tattoo of a dick on ur forehead ;) just kidding, enjoy the day and the fun ppl around u

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elcee1987 18

Hey free target, ydi. But in all seriousness, that sucks!

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kittcatt 8

Weren't you taught to sleep with your mouth closed growing up? We were always told we'd catch flies if we slept with our mouths open.

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glabberfasted 16

How do you teach someone to do something when they're unconscious? Most people can't control what they do in their sleep.

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ArmyDoc 11

"How did he die?" "An old ladies balls got stuck in his throat.. "

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MelTheGreat 23

That's kind of a weird thing to do to someone.

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Ryodin 11

And the intestinal damage trying to pass it would just be great too.

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RedPillSucks 31

could have been worse. You could have gotten someones dick stuck in your throat.

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