By _The__Doctor_ - 31/12/2012 22:44 - United States - Venice

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Today, my skydiving instructor casually remarked that he wouldn't mind "diving into" me sometime. He was strapped to my back the whole way down. FML
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lilhellian 26

Don't worry that's just turbulence.. Giggity...

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ProjectN69 12

Did you feel anything poking you on the way down? Haha.

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egc573 40

What a creep. He totally timed that comment--of COURSE he says that when it would be most uncomfortable for you to hear it. I hope you turn the tables on him by reporting it. Going skydiving is a dream of mine and I would hate for that to ruin the experience.

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Brett41 10

Don't overreact. If a measly pickup line is enough to ruin anyones experience of something, then you're taking it too seriously.

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candy4567 3

If he's hot and not old who cares

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carminecris89 13

Damn girl! You must be fine. I would take it as a compliment, however unprofessional it may have been.

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hannaaaahr 33

So I should take it as a compliment when random strangers tell me they want to sleep with me? Well, I'll just go outside in my sluttyest clothes and see who will bang me so I can feel more confident!

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FlyingMonkey228 5

The instructors usually do tandem for opportunity to dive themselves as it's expensive otherwise and it increases their number of jumps. If the guy said it, log a complaint. It's a relatively small community. I'm surprised you could hear a thing once the door opened on the plane though.

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benmec 18

That's actually one thing on my bucket list. Tell him you wanna make it happen. Go back and make it a reality!!! :)

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