Kids: Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal... - FML

By SpiderFather - 02/07/2013 08:01 - France

Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML

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lhazz11 23

Tuesday 2 July 2013 18:56

At least he's creative

Nolimit2217 32

Tuesday 2 July 2013 18:56

I like his style.

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mcauley3 8

Wednesday 3 July 2013 0:48

Did it work

AMCJEEP 10

Wednesday 3 July 2013 1:09

Did it work?

cheeseygeek 12

Wednesday 3 July 2013 1:10

I almost wish I'd thought of that...

ChuckSwayze 4

Wednesday 3 July 2013 1:21

Hmm....seems legit *rubs chin*

CrystalFelix 13

Wednesday 3 July 2013 1:38

**spider-man tune** "Spider-man, Spider-man, does what ever a Spider-man can" The kids got imagination!! lucky he didn't want to be Spider-pig off the Simpsons movie. haha

sykokitti 15

Wednesday 3 July 2013 1:53

He's awesome!! Sorry for the spider tho....

ghil_fml 7

Wednesday 3 July 2013 2:38

I would definitely try that hope it works lol

MrZsDad 19

Wednesday 3 July 2013 2:40

You deserve it. You are at least parenting right and he is allowed to be 7. **** Your Life, because I don't think you realized this.

sierra_giggle 7

Wednesday 3 July 2013 3:22

Amazing imagination!

Sick_Nature 11

Wednesday 3 July 2013 3:37

Wonder if I can find a phoenix and pair it with a fruit will I get Marcos devil's fruit power from One Piece worths a try.

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