u better get one last ******* from her and blow it into her eyes and then leave her ass

Teach her how to skateboard down the stairs on the way out the door

Baby Daddy should get a heads up and you move on from this woman.

Shady shit

I swear cheaters are just multiplying... i dnt get why even be in a relationship if you don't wanna be with that one person :-/

Oh shit! That's a low blow but on the bright side, you just dodged a bullet

So just trying to work out a timeline here, did she get pregnant to someone else while going out with you and you still proposed? Or did she get knocked up with someone else, briefly break up and hook up with you, you propose, and then she gets back with the other dude?

I move that the OPs of these kind of FMLs should be able to post the subjects' names and photos, thereby allowing us to compile a universal list of douchebags and bitches of the utmost degree, so that the entire world can take part in treating them the way they deserve. At the very least, they'll be world renowned for being capable of stooping so low to commit such despicable acts. I just now thought up this idea on the spot, so it may be rough around the edges, so feel free to amend as seen fit.

dodged a bullet?

Thank your lucky stars. This is the best thing that happened to you, bro.