Love: Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking...

By notgoodenough38 - 27/12/2009 22:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

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By Cody1324 - 04/12/2018 15:30

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years is better friends with my younger sister and when she has free time to go out and do something, she would rather spend it with her than with me. FML

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Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados

By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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By fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

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By itsnotyouitsher - 09/03/2013 06:16 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML

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By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

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Time sensitive

By Landin - 12/05/2025 16:00 - United States - Vernal

Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Monday 28 December 2009 1:20

I love my "girl time" ;) haha but seriously that sucks :/ nothing you could have done short of a sex change though

TheLoneWolf87 4

Monday 28 December 2009 1:32

Threesome? Oh the incest....

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CallMeHush 0

Monday 28 December 2009 3:00

If it makes you feel any better I can't stop thinking about them either, thanks.

BikerMike 0

Monday 28 December 2009 3:03

what will the conversations at the dinner table be like now? any way your sister had it in for you.

megan369 0

Monday 28 December 2009 3:10

Ouch. That hurts.

snafu57 1

Monday 28 December 2009 3:20

I don't know. Are you allowed to watch? Your own sister...... I'd be pissed.

canadiansexpot 0

Monday 28 December 2009 3:21

outch. im so sorry

davek 36

Monday 28 December 2009 3:34

Thinking about... and fapping.

DrinkOMaticBJ 0

Monday 28 December 2009 3:40

ouch

underarmorfreak2 0

Monday 28 December 2009 3:45

It would be awesome for you if it wasn't your sister

jelly_bean_123 0

Monday 28 December 2009 3:56

ouch, that's gotta suck! your better off without them in your life, they're both backstabbing bitches!

Norwegian_Wood 4

Monday 28 December 2009 3:59

Bahaha. I'm sorry OP, that totally sucks. That said, this kinda reminds me of RENT. xD When Maureen leaves Mark for Joanne. Bahaha.

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Get your facts straight

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