Love: Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one...

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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zOMGitsdc 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:23

Hope your dumb girlfriend realized she made herself look retarded doing that.

genius_man16 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:23

What a cheating bitch! But hey, be glad you're rid of her.

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Zoa_fml 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:32

ydi for having such horrible horrible grammar

xodsliceox 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 23:55

wow. did u tell her it was hers?? thats messed up. who sent the message. kick his ass. and then break up with your girlfriend if shes cheatin on you.

ShUt_YoUr_LiPS 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 2:45

hate 2 say it but.... she's a dumb ass........

YOULIVETODIE 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 3:02

you have a dumbass for a girlfriend

deeter 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 3:55

you ever think the reason she got angry was so she could get ****** silly? any excuse to get the hell outta there... after all why watch tv when you could get ******?

Samuraixman 3

Sunday 13 September 2009 7:14

use her phone to reply and have that person come over and bust her ass like she was oj simpson

Bathory_fml 0

Monday 14 September 2009 7:46

Something tells me she wasn't running because she was angry...

onlypandorashope 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 4:15

uhm, dude, i think you just got dumped. and something tells me that text wasn't legit. it was just a poorly thought out (but properly executed) break up. all the same, FYL.

mnkyc_mnkydo 5

Tuesday 15 September 2009 5:21

well at least now you know, FYL, well you could say YDI because you deserve to know if you are being cheated on, so YDI but not in the traditional sense.