Health: Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided...

By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML

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You deserved it 4 769

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By caliibbyy - 29/11/2010 05:03

Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 103

You deserved it 7 254

By imalilangel05 - 10/02/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 102 200

You deserved it 5 794

By anonamous - 17/07/2009 16:59 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 249

You deserved it 96 749

Cut it out

By Nobody - 17/10/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 182

You deserved it 58 554

By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 849

You deserved it 17 176

By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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You deserved it 466

I WISH!

By goodlord12 - 17/01/2013 07:53 - United States - Branson

Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 338

You deserved it 30 375

By infected - 30/12/2010 21:37 - Denmark

Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 633

You deserved it 43 664

By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 01:08

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 248

You deserved it 966

Keep them to yourself, buddy

By minder97 - 17/10/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 803

You deserved it 2 722

Bobissmall 13

Sunday 26 December 2010 16:14

Ew ew ew. Hope u slapped that bitch.

EricaCookies 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 16:14

You have a shitty friend.

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tayytayyy 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 22:10

awww u guys are bonded <3

LQwhatitdew 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 22:11

Sharing is caring :)

jlynntiger 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 22:26

wow how old is your friend??

i2smart2trick 15

Sunday 26 December 2010 23:04

hellllllllll nahhhhhh....KICK THE BITCH IN HER FACE...and when its bleeding.....STOMP HER FACE INTO THE GROUND. i have serious anger issues but thats what I would do

Choconumm 8

Sunday 26 December 2010 23:37

I like liznessMonster's idea, lets go with that one!

BikeAllDay818 6

Monday 27 December 2010 1:22

wow what a dumb girl I hope you slapped her!

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 27 December 2010 1:45

She's not your friend. Just another vampire.

ghbetuehe 0

Monday 27 December 2010 2:04

I kind of sympathize with your friend because I have lice right now, and it SUCKS, one of my friends is really worried I'll contaminate her, and no one else has it but me. However, I would never contaminate someone else purposely! That's just bad judgement! :O If she really felt alone, she could have just talked to you or something!