By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 18:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Damn those virtual coals, ******* up carpets everywhere.

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Rei_Ayanami 18

I hope you have home insurance, and a lot of fire alarms. Add some extinguishers to be safe.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

so on top of relapsing and lying she's not that bright as well.

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Michael_92 20

and that's the moment you know you failed as a parent.

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GothickNihilist 15

Did Her brother, also light her Barbie dream house on fire whilst singing "Burn Baby Burn "?

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wvcheesehead1 9

Thank goodness she is an idiot... she may have been able to come up with a sensible lie and hide her condition.

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NickaPLZ 26

But don't try hypnosis, she might subconsciously burn the whole shrink's office down.

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Satoaoi 13

sleep with a fire extinguisher

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Myo_fml 20

As a hypnotist, you've warranted a head shake and a glare.

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whyusofat 17

She probably got in a pretty heated argument.

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