By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 22:35 - Australia

Today, my dad took me to a bar for my first legal drink. He quickly got "drunk" and started slurring that I was an accident, saying the only reason I'm alive is because he'd been too poor to pay for an abortion. As I started crying, he burst out laughing and said soberly, "Just kidding, son." FML
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Rallred32 20

Your father has a sick sense of humor, OP.

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m22100 14

That's not something to " kid " about.

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callmefireman 7

That's ******* awesome

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Pingvinai 37

I may save this FML for future pranks on my children. At least your dad has a sense of humor, twisted as it may be, haha.

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Goblin182 26

You cried in a bar? Never cry in a bar.

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chriisteex 10

Can't tell if you're light-hearted or if you're pro-life

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imbedderdenu 23

yikes! That's pretty effed up... But still pretty funny! lol sorry OP

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Bcfrmkc816 17

That's one cruel joke. At least he didn't make ya suffer to long.

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sasha_mizaree 6

That is ****** up. If this is real, I'd punch the dad in the face

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