By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
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clair_brodie 35

I am more curious as to why you were barefoot.

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ohsnapword 21

Ah the old saying still holds true. You gotta give head to get ahead.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

YDI for messing around at work. And I'm sure you get favoritism, too.

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thelittlem 15

aww what's the matter? are you treated unfairly at work?

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Envy22 32

YDI. You shouldn’t be messing around at work.

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PenguinPal3017 19

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

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protoskore 27

sounds a bit like a story from nifty.org ...

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wmayrhofer 18

Sex drive interference with work is a symptom of sex addiction. Whoever keeps initiating this at work needs to see a specialist before he loses his job.

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fjvitt 14

Maybe if your boyfriend has a pacifier to put in his mouth then you wouldn’t run into these problems...

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JayThrntn 9

I take it this was a couple gay dudes or you mis spoke.

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Takegami 22

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Doug Ggg 3

Do you know what FML means? "I got a ******* and had to walk back to my desk in barefeet" is not FML.

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