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Same thing different taste
Classy guy.
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Yay!
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Hmmm you must be blone or just really THAT ******* dumb
what a jerk :( dump his ass!
Dump him :)
omgah , three words : dump him now . And step on his feet while yr at it . AND throw the most kick ass party ever . Although this is late advice , I hope you did throw the most kick ass party ever :D
A-men to that. I've tried in numerous relationships to be cool about an ex or two remaining friends with my guy, only to see it come back and bite me in the ass, each and every time. Never again. As for "bros before hoes", I turned it around on my last guy. He used it a few too many times, so when I wanted girl time, I just told him "hoes before bros!". God, he hated that! xD
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yeah are you sure he's your boyfriend?
wow, that sucks. and he sucks.