By skiittlez713 - 20/05/2011 08:40 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML
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TheDrifter 23

Are you sure it wasn't the fully shaved look combined with the Dora the explorer panties?

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Daviddwd 0

at least u no he's not a priest

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isac1234 0

use some soap or house spray so your v spot don't smell like a kid

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MyReinvention55 7

I'd do it :)

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Bcfrmkc816 17

what an idiot he is and I would be glad to

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wanna_bee 8

Surprised that no one mentioned the obvious, he's either saying it makes home feel like a child molester bc be doent like it like that or he hiding a secret life of child molestation from you and is scared to let it out in front of you. Lol.

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