By skiittlez713 - 20/05/2011 08:40 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML
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TheDrifter 23

Are you sure it wasn't the fully shaved look combined with the Dora the explorer panties?

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XxGuard 0

you will survive without having sex... many people have done that before you and were happy. Move on.

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spottie 0

Hahaha! No offense OP, but that is hilarious.

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FleshForFantasy 3

I guess he prefers the smell of fish.

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shnipe 4

at least you know he would never be one

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beautifulaspie 0

at least it wasn't that he wanted to for that reason... just wrong

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wessman 0

if a hot girl tries to **** you, you ******* let her try to **** you.

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towboatdude 0

Tell him to quit being a puss and get to work. If not come see me. Hold on a sec while i lick my eyebrows with my tounge

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doughnutboy99 2

He has a good reason at least.

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