By single - 10/11/2010 02:10 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious... my precious" in Gollum's voice. FML
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HentaiBunny 4

You should have replied with 'Did you want to enter the fiery pits of mordor?' And then spread em ;D

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neuroticallyours 0

I'm so tired of these " I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time" FML's. I swear there is some guy behind a computer somewhere cranking out these tired old gems just for ***** and giggles.

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penguinazul 13

OR we have a lot of teenagers on here. Those teenagers like to lose their virginity, ya know?

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Moe954 0

Guess we know where his finger's going ..

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saragr94 2

HAHAHAHHAHA no way! i wish i could have seen that happening

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lsk91 3

#10 that was funnier than the actual fml xD

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secrets15 0

I would have been freaking out omg but so funny

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amberskyz 4

Well on the bright side, your boyfriend has a sense of humour. On the not so bright side, how uh, werid.

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JPAngel 0

if he's not hung like a hobbit - I'd say go for it!

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whoopyouupsideyo 0

lord of the rings much?

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