By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML
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therealsuperman 0

build a snowman. duh

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detolicious 2

those 4 suggestions sound like a good thing to do on a day off.

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princessofbeauty_fml 0

aww wt a shme. yu shud go find a hobby der must b sumthin u enjoy doing? nd hw cn u nt hav any frends every1 has frends

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Mirorbo 26

Oh, lord almighty, darling, TYPE LIKE YOU HAVE AN EDUCATION!!

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Mirorbo 26

Perhaps you're right. Though every time I see writing like that, I just want to kick something so badly!! My boys have already learned the hard way to not send emails to me in that sort of 'language'.

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wordgirl 0

Mirorbo, thank you for standing up for the frontal lobe. :) Pendatic, I am laughing at you, as usual. :) Honestly, there is no spell-check in the world sophisticated enough to make that look "educated." Did you notice there were only two marks of punctuation? Well, one advantage I can see with this new "English" is that those of us who have skills will be in high demand in about 20 years.

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DocBastard 38

Mirorbo and Pen - I think you're being awfully tough on princessofbeauty. I'm going to assume, based on the username, that she is a young girl, and this appears to be her first post. The best thing to do in this situation is to be supportive, try to teach her to type correctly, and... God ******* dammit, I can't do it. Princess, this isn't texting. We aren't your buddies, pals, cronies, friends, or whatever kids call them these days. Type the ******* words out or get the **** out. Holy hell.

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Sinkhole 26

Wordgirl, don't be so mean, don't laugh AT pen, he's a smart guy! Just laugh about what he said! :D

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WHAT_THA_PHUCK 0

Whoa, you guys are really getting upset! If she wants to type like a retard that's her prerogative! Get mad about something that's worth it.

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DocBastard 38

Yes we are. Because the kids who typ lyk dis now are the future leaders of our world. God help us. I'm moving to Neptune.

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wordgirl 0

Pendatic knows I am laughing "with" him. I think he's totally cool. :)

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MustangMan29 13

You do realize that people only write like that on the Internet ?

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Alleged_Cranium 7

I suggest learning the ancient art of "self-pleasure"

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for being such a moron that you can't find something to do, even when you have a computer and interweb access and a cell phone.

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DocBastard 38

Yeah, really. Call 1-800-TrollzLulz for a good time.

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skyeyez9 24

Read a book, surf the internet, organize your closet, rearrange furniture, watch tv, play in the snow, offer to shovel driveways...etc I'm sure you could think of something besides going to work.

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