By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:14 - United States - Athens

Spicy
Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML
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Rkikkas9713 25

The only logical thing to do now is to **** his mother.

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EvilLittleGirl 24

when "yo momma" jokes are too realistic....

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howard007 18

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badluckalex 23

More like what a legend

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Morning_fml 22

On a serious note though, I'd probably beat the shit out of my best friend if he did that to me. I mean, it's my mom; I respect her and the only person that would be able to touch her in that way would be my dad.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Stiffler, is that you?...

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russfml 31

Or Finch, he ****** Stifflers mom lol

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TheBelt 19

Took the words right out of my mouth.

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miriamfrank 22

At least they didn't tell you that they're your new dad.

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laureri 26

"I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should **** each other's mothers, **** each other's moms, pushin that place you came out as a baby, ain't no doubt this shit is crazy, ****** each other's moms." I feel like this songs fitting, I couldn't resist!!

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Revan501 15

Jesus I didn't know such a song excisted!

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chocolatejunebug 9

You are missing out If you don't know lonely island!

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addisonrose12 16

Omg I was gonna post this if it hadn't been posted yet!! Lol glad I wasn't the only one thinking it!!

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EvilLittleGirl 24

when "yo momma" jokes are too realistic....

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vbmah 12

I don't know how proudly he should be saying that, depending on how old you mom is..

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munchly 17

Age has nothing to do with it... Hot is hot regardless of how old she is

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CoGhostRider 31

@68 age matters on the low end for us over 18. ?

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derp_taco 22

Come on stop trying to get laid on FML

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TheNiceOne 20

You don't know the age of the mom...or the best friend...or Op.

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coffeelicious 11

Also, what a friend. :/

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Rkikkas9713 25

The only logical thing to do now is to **** his mother.

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1dvs_bstd 41

"you **** my mom, I **** your mom" it's in the Bible.

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ArsenicApple 15

I almost died here.. #7 & #49 sound like people I could hang with

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Redoxx_fml 22

"I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should **** each other's mothers, **** each other's moooms!!!"

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cutycat136 28

Yet he is still your best friend... I can never quite understand other people

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RainTears 15

I don't think it's really necessary to add an "ex" because it's pretty obvious he probably isn't friends with him anymore

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NickACD 27

He should then call himself Stifler.

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heirofhope 38

What the hell? Can this have a follow up? My guess is that OP's friend may be an adult, or someone they've known who is around their mother's age...or at least, I hope.

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munchly 17

Yeah, I hope everyone was old enough for these decisions

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