By Anonymous - 24/12/2018 12:00

Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML
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julfunky 29

She’s your mom, not his. Of course she’s going to lecture you and not him. Though the hive-five is definitely odd.

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julfunky 29

She’s your mom, not his. Of course she’s going to lecture you and not him. Though the hive-five is definitely odd.

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tounces7 27

What in the absolute ****? What kind of ****** up mother high-fives a kid who slept with her daughter?

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PenguinPal3017 19

I would feel so weird getting a high five from a mother for ******* her daughter.

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fde2blknimout 18

If “it” never went anywhere then what was the protection for?

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coute21 6

"It" meaning the relationship, not the sex.

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OneWhoKnows 5

Sicko mom -Sounds like a narcissist

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