By notsohappyniece - 02/11/2009 16:10 - United States

Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML
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some1hones 0

chill... I doubt that he is the father... she is probably ******* the pool guy

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MelanieP_fml 0

Well...you DO live in Alabama...

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Armin_fml 0

Today, my aunt came.. WHY did you put suggestive dots there >_>

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CowboysFan 0

Haha, that reminds me of You've Got Mail. Tom Hanks has like a 9 year old Aunt!

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flyboy57 0

damn! your grandpa is big pimpin!

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nonnymouse 0

Just remember, it's not your auntie's fault. She's just an innocent baby, and needs all the love she can get.

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n0lovesongs 0

This is a fantastically-worded FML. You literally made my Monday with this. Thank you.

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ushwia 4

Yeah but think of how messed up the kid will be in ten years... when daddy's 77! Someone's not going to go iceskating with his little princess... maybe he can teach her how to steal oatmeal from the other geriatric patients at the Home.

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