Money: Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in...

By Maxwell - 04/02/2010 10:47 - France

Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML

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idkweird 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 20:02

Why did you have 500 dollars easily accessible to a child?

BeeSkwaird 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 20:11

Why was a shredder accessible to your four-year-old, for that matter!

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MissAries 0

Friday 12 February 2010 21:33

well that does suck indeed :(

Sniper3000 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:35

Whoa FYL big time

imzdrummer 0

Monday 15 February 2010 8:04

snickerdoodles, I hate you :)

baby_val 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 6:48

uh don't leave money sittin around the House??

LukeMan 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:42

If this was my kid, I'd laugh my ass off.

sexychick_14 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 16:57

thats must freKING SUCK

Miss_SD 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:07

unfit parent... watch ur kid better. u r lucky it wasn't a $500 doctor bill and ur kid living the rest of his life with nubs!

applesmoothiee 2

Saturday 13 March 2010 12:55

nice illustration. The kid slightly makes me wanna punch him :P

fawfulster 11

Tuesday 15 June 2010 1:53

Me too.

caligal14 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 16:46

The illustration does not match the FML...

alexander_ali 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:31

yea..it does..the money is the shreddings in the tank..

BonJovi821 3

Saturday 13 March 2010 18:52

Why is the back and side of the kid's head bald?

applesmoothiee 2

Saturday 13 March 2010 21:07

he shredded it...?

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