By fucked by sex ed - 29/03/2013 17:18 - United States - Manchester

Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
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B00M3R_S00N3R 11

Why do parents expect the school to do everything for them? It's not their job to teach your child about sex so YDI

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HeadlessSparrow 20

That baby is Jesus! Since the son is a virgin..maybe the girl is too if he is the father... But that's terrible!

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Old unused 13

How can the girl be a virgin if she's pregnant? I think you should sit down with somebody for the "Talk"

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ise3 10

So much fail in these two comments.

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capslockisgood 19

86 - Ever hear of that book called the Bible?

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Old unused 13

After I re-read the comment I realized I overlooked the first sentence, sorry.

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HeadlessSparrow 20

Nah But I bet the Bible is very imaginative

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BobbieH 19

Why didn't you teach him directly when he was younger? If you teach them yourself you know what they've learned and were taught it with a personal view not a committee approved one. Your values may differ.

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kianaaa32 17

He's 19 and he's never had "the sex talk" or has friends that talk about sex?

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cherry72 13

ya that seems a little suspect...hmm. and no surfing the internet???

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rokolodo 10

OMG, you're photogenic.

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s15c 9

I never got the sex talk. I just figured crap out by doing exactly that- talking to friends and being on the Internet. I mean, my knowledge may not have been perfect when I was 11, but I'm pretty sure I've got the idea now…

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MandySkittles 18

It's easier to blame the school for your son's lack of education than yourself. There's no excuse why you shouldn't have had the sex talk with your kid, especially when he's 19 years old now. YDI!

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Kiki242 19

This confused the hell out of me at first. How does he not know about sex? That is is major fail.

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annie_nk 22

Even though most schools teach sex ed, no parent should rely on that as an excuse not to give their kids "the talk".

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iRod_Touch 8

He's 19, and thinks he's going to be a virgin father? I'm sorry, but YDI. Coming from someone who's been a parent since I was 18.

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pkom96 5

He should have gotten that talk from you in middle school, but you're lucky.. He could have actually been the father.

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pandalover69 26

The sex talk is your responsibility as a parent, not the schools. I'd say you deserve it but normally the ones that didn't get the sex talk are the ones that end up pregnant with STDs, at least your son knows how to keep it in his pants. It is however your fault that he didn't learn what sex was till he was 19. Don't rely on schools for everything.

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ShyAnn29 14

Why would you say it's mostly those who don't have the sex talk who end up pregnant and get STDs? I doubt that is true, anyone can get an STD, like for an example, some studies show that 1 in 5 people have Herpes.

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swick25 22

people don't like to hear the truth. that is why you're getting thumbed down. I thumbed you up.

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perdix 29

Are you sure he knows what "virgin" means for a guy? Maybe he hasn't taken it up the butt yet?

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