By fucked by sex ed - 29/03/2013 17:18 - United States - Manchester

Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
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B00M3R_S00N3R 11

Why do parents expect the school to do everything for them? It's not their job to teach your child about sex so YDI

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audreyfml1994 15

You raised him.

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SkepticalMiss 5

Well, I'm glad a kid that stupid isn't breeding, but its your job to parent your children, not the schools system's.

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Foxy_On_Fire 21

It's your job to do that. I didn't get the talk till age 12 and by that time I had been molested three times by a cousin from age 5-8. It's important to talk about it as the child grows. From good/bad touch as a kid, hormones/period at puberty and the condom and all that at the teenage stage.

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

I agree with everyone, YDI. Even if schools give sex talks, it's still the parents job to make sure it is properly explained, you should have done that practically a decade ago.

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sulitak 27

The sex talk needs to be given BEFORE the child is allowed to start dating.

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ViviMage 39

My guy and I had the talk before we got a chance to be alone, yes. My school had a human relations class. An actual honest look at puberty and the reproductive system, STDs and birth control. And how babies are made. Amid immature 12 and 13 years olds giggling every 5 minutes. And the "baby, think it over!" Fake baby project. I learned a lot in that class: I learned not to have kids until I can walk down stairs without breaking my leg carrying a sack of flour in a baby jumper and a wig. The baby was just fine! I needed orthopedic surgery!

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aok0989 10

You waited this long to have the sex talk with your son? Shouldn't you have given your son the sex talk a long time ago, like during puberty? You can't expect the school to parent your son for you. Ydi because he's your son that you failed to teach these things to.

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Martnikk 15

Who the hell needs the sex talk at this time and age? Oh yea kids with overprotective parents. OP I'm 16 and a virgin(pitiful right) and know more ahout sex than your son. At least he shoud know how the process of impregnation is is done. If he realy was that naive no wonder his GF cheated on him.

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ragini95 16

Even if it's not the parents job, it's odd the kid didn't know. My parents never gave me one.

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Saone_fml 27

What i don't understand... Well sure you should have given him "the talk" but even without sex ed shouldn't he have learned about the reproductive system in biology? I mean thats ******* ridiculous i knew sex ed in the states was shite but that's beyond that! I never got the talk, i was told from the start when i was young how things work, not some nonsense about bees, gods or birds.

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