By Birthdaygirl30 - 26/09/2018 14:00 - Netherlands - Oegstgeest

Today, it's my 30th Birthday. The day started with me tripping in the shower and breaking my arm, continued with a car crashing into our car in the hospital parking, and ended with yet another car crash while finally driving home. Happy birthday to me. FML
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ViviMage 39

You really just wanted to play bumper cars at a carnival today!

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meloons 6

That’s rough OP. Hang in there and Happy Birthday!

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meloons 6

That’s rough OP. Hang in there and Happy Birthday!

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ViviMage 39

You really just wanted to play bumper cars at a carnival today!

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Zekfen 17

Well they say things happen in 3s! At least you got all three out of the way in one day! Better than 31 spankings right? Unless you are into that kind of thing....

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Charlie Given 26

DDDDDAMN OP that sucks sounds like your having one of my B-DAY'S ,but Happy Birthday anyway and follow up please this sounds like a very interesting story 😊

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marcy_89 8

And this is why I’m not looking forward to my 30th.

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Justkidding100 41

someone didn't want you to make it to thirty it seems

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