Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover....

By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

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By backstabbed - 29/10/2011 07:22 - Australia

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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snowsock 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:31

Wait, you exposed your midriff because you are feeling confident and wanted to give them a little peek? What are you, Amish? Here's a tip, no one cares.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:35

Ah, the embarrassing issues of growing up. D: She's probably 12 or 13, which is why the group groaned in horror and threw the blanket. XD

Comments

Jobob38 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 10:35

You guys are ******* mean she is just looking for attention i mean alot of you people would do the same thing

Ranoona 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 11:41

YDI for doing that -.-

MaxSpeed 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 14:13

ok im sorry but how is she a ****? so she showed her midriff, so what.. that does not mean 1, she was fat or 2.she is a ****. and im sorry :( that must have sucked, keep in mind it may not be that ur ugly like these idiots are saying it may just be that there not interested or dont see u that way, it happens.

MySadFace 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 14:34

YDI for flirting with a friend's brother. No actually, YDI for thinking that people peak at midrifts, what the **** is this? The mother ******* 1920s?

epicwinmaster 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 14:43

YDI for thinking you were hot.

FreshAsCrap 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 18:11

You guys are all idiots. No matter how skinny some people are, it's impossible for them to have a flat stomach. It depends on your genetics wether you can have a flat stomach or you'll always have a little bump.

KittyKat_Chan 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 20:27

YDI for being a dumb attention whoring ****. :]

btrswt 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 10:25

Agreed. Hopefully the experience brought a sense of reality to her life.

twilightlover15 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 21:43

ok number one she is sooo not a **** for showing her stomache, it would be a different story if she showed them her breast but she didnt. you all are acting like she had sex with them