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Is it uncommon for girlfriends to do that? Like even if we just started dating. You're my guy and I take care of you, because I'm sure you'd do the same. Isn't that part of a relationship? Who would just bail?
At least this isn't a " i found my gf laying in another mans arms as i woke up this morning" type of deal.
Yeah my bf at the time got super wasted and passed out in the street with his shorts around his ankles. I'd love to trade places with your gf. I could take care of a "dying" man than a guy four times my size who got a 15 year old girls number and had to be team lifted into a lifted truck.
We've all been there, my brother clogged a motel bath drain at a family reunion and our dad slept in a ditch after his bachelor party
Sounds like you have a good girlfriend, OP. She obviously cares a lot about you. Maybe you should be more careful with the alcohol next time though.
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Good girlfriend you got there.
at least you didn't propose