By CK95 - 01/01/2015 23:02 - United States

Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 846
You deserved it 8 059

Same thing different taste

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Is it uncommon for girlfriends to do that? Like even if we just started dating. You're my guy and I take care of you, because I'm sure you'd do the same. Isn't that part of a relationship? Who would just bail?

At least this isn't a " i found my gf laying in another mans arms as i woke up this morning" type of deal.

SoftballMe123 5

Maybe that's WHY u thought the night was going great!

Yeah my bf at the time got super wasted and passed out in the street with his shorts around his ankles. I'd love to trade places with your gf. I could take care of a "dying" man than a guy four times my size who got a 15 year old girls number and had to be team lifted into a lifted truck.

xluciferx666 21

FML? More like woohoo you found out that lady is a keeper

jeragonm 15

Shouldn't have drank so much.

Tattooed_21 11

I had to do that last year for my boyfriend after playing beer pong with liquor shots. He passed out and vomited everywhere. I think it's safe to say you owe her one. Haha.

We've all been there, my brother clogged a motel bath drain at a family reunion and our dad slept in a ditch after his bachelor party

Sounds like you have a good girlfriend, OP. She obviously cares a lot about you. Maybe you should be more careful with the alcohol next time though.