Love: Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We... - FML

By mandy - 05/09/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

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bluelabeled 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:07

ahaha. that's cute :p nerdy, but cute.

ciaobella_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:07

Aw thats so cute, did you say yes?

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ashleym_g 9

Wednesday 3 June 2015 21:25

that's adorable! mine proposed with a pokeball with he ring inside it❤

kittykat1501 31

Saturday 6 June 2015 18:40

Why is this even here? I love it!!!!!

lux_final_spark 18

Sunday 14 June 2015 4:42

youre an inconsiderate bitch if you say FML to that

edsall77 9

Wednesday 17 June 2015 1:24

that's such a cute way to propose, marry his ass now!

jadelagrue 14

Tuesday 23 June 2015 14:55

pikachuuu

bvbarmygirl6 10

Friday 26 June 2015 18:53

How is that bad?

dogpolice 11

Wednesday 15 July 2015 4:52

Truly a keeper. Though he could've left out the "Pikachu." Maybe a pokeball ring box instead?

Angelica124 13

Monday 7 September 2015 16:23

That's adorable ?

Just4EverBeingMe 4

Tuesday 29 September 2015 5:55

I would totally marry him

OhGawdItsMe 6

Tuesday 13 October 2015 13:29

If you don't marry him I will

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