By Anonyme - 12/02/2014 09:47 - France - Aigremont

Today, I watched the Sochi Winter Games online. Excited by an athlete's victory, I yelled out, "YEAH!" to 20-or-so silent coworkers. As if to redeem myself, I then said, "Don't pretend like you're all working you lot!" Our boss was right behind me. FML
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By Anonymous - 06/05/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
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Dunmerdude 13

Were your coworkers watching your boss watching you watching the Olympics?

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falconjade 19

You kind of deserved it, you know, because I'm pretty sure one is expected to work while at work

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0ss 12

Way to throw your co-workers under the bus. Do your job and watch the olympics at home in your liesure time.

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4nnunaki 7

this is why we watch sports on our phones...muuuch safer.

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Rainhawk94 27

Please tell me you're joking

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lilith29_fml 1

Same FML was published on the French site VDM.

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TheDrifter 23

I love the content sharing, my French isn't nearly good enough to properly enjoy the vdm site comments.

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girlrome 19

I rarely say this. But you totally deserved that.

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JunglePanfa 11

You sound like you shouldn't even have a job.

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JunglePanfa 11

No, I meant more for shouting things like that at their co-workers. OP sounds rude, and should have much more conduct in a work place. But yes, watching the Olympics isn't great either. OP just did not give a great impression of themselves. Note how I said 'you SOUND like'; I meant purely from the content of the FML. :)

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JunglePanfa 11

Sorry if that sounded unfriendly, it wasn't intended to :)

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k_wrona 2

This FML doesn't help the general stereotype that French are lazy...

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Rainhawk94 27

Oh you gone and done it now

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worldclassrager 39

You are at work...not home...so work at work...and watch the Olympics later...

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ihavenolifehaha 16

YDI for screwing around at work. You shouldn't even have a job.

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pedinhuh 23

Atleast he has a job, you don't even have a life to begin with

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ihavenolifehaha 16

He won't have a job for long if he keeps goofing off.

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amyLafey 1

I just think it's weird that I have just seen the exact same phrase on VDM which is the french version of FML. Except if you're the same person or one of you stole from the other:p

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SouthernLady12 13

Alan covered this under #19 it's a shared post

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