Animals Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds,...

Twitchy - 14/09/2011 23:20 - Bahamas

Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds, feather by feather. It wouldn't have been any worse than mildly disturbing, had I not just spent the last 4 weeks nursing the bird back to health from a broken wing. FML

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tulisa - 21/02/2015 04:25 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML

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Olive14 - 15/12/2010 06:15

Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML

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craphanded - - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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Dog Person Now - 31/05/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML

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Anonymous - 24/10/2025 20:00

Today, I was woken up by a bird screaming its guts out. My cat had somehow managed to catch a bird and bring it inside. My 9 a.m. morning began with trying to catch a bird in my own home. FML

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Anonymous - 20/12/2022 21:00 - Australia

Today, I was sick in bed with a nasty flu. It was also the day my bird was eaten by an animal that had silently burrowed into the cage while I was recovering. FML

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Ketchup - 22/06/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML

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ByeByeBirdie - 29/06/2016 22:41 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I'd had enough of the annoying bird constantly singing in the shrillest bird voice possible outside of my window, so I chased it around the yard, shooing it away, as my cat sat there and watched. FML

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TehUglyLife - 29/07/2013 19:11 - United States - Jacksonville Beach

Today, I tried to help a bird who had broken his wing. I walked straight into a door while looking down at him in my hands, and ended up all but breaking his other wing. FML

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4am blues - 13/07/2015 04:39 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my cat thought it was appropriate to bring a bird into the house at 4 a.m.; the bird thought it was appropriate to attack my mom. FML

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Thursday 15 September 2011 9:04

Should have given it a redbull.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Thursday 15 September 2011 9:03

Sounds like what happened to the Atlanta Falcons last Sunday.

perdix 29

Thursday 15 September 2011 11:24

Take These broken wings And learn to fly again . . . nomnomnom!

neuf77 1

Thursday 15 September 2011 11:32

life feeds on life... its the way the world runs... dont like it??? tfb

whited666 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 11:36

Awwww:((

Geneside 8

Thursday 15 September 2011 11:37

Wel hungry cats just kill it once off

TheLetterZero 7

Thursday 15 September 2011 11:38

To shreds you say... tsk tsk tsk, and what about the cat? ...to shreds you say...

Silverstoneftw 1

Thursday 15 September 2011 12:10

#52 I had to register now just to say how funny your comment was. Oh that proffessor.

TheLetterZero 7

Thursday 15 September 2011 18:31

Thanks! And welcome to FML!

kickblocker 18

Thursday 15 September 2011 13:03

you just watched it happen?

Flamedude101 4

Thursday 15 September 2011 13:16

is it just me or does this remind anyone of the simpsons episode in which bart takes care of a pidgeon and his dog eats is 0.o

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Thursday 15 September 2011 13:42

freakin demon cat

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Thursday 15 September 2011 13:46

Like Final Destination u can't stop death.... It was meant to be

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Today, I was walking my dog when I slipped on some mud and fell onto my ass. As I fell, I let go of the leash, and my dog just stood there, staring at me in what seemed like curious judgment. FML

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Today, I was at a dance. I was griding with this guy when I felt something move in his pants. I stood up and stepped away. He replied with "Don't flatter yourself, it was my phone". FML

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Today, at my job in a pub, I was cleaning the pub garden ready for closedown. There was a girl crouched on the floor under a table. By the time I'd realised what she was doing and turned around, she'd already finished, apologised, and left me to clean up her piss. FML

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Today, during a lecture, my teacher jokingly talked about the time he was best buds with George Washington. Another student then asked, "Really? You knew him?" I'm in an advanced placement U.S. history class. FML

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Today, I learned I don't have to spend Valentine's Day alone. My parents invited me along on their date. FML

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Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML

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