By Noname - 17/03/2009 10:16 - United States

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Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML
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dammn 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAH , smooth . did she slap you back ?

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amirn86 0

How do you not realize that someone is alive LOL Ditto #1

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deliciouskaek 1

This is why girls need to have a sandwich every now and then. Eat something, ladies, or have some guy grab your flat butts in the shops.

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sk8tin_rox 0

yo most manacines dont have arms !! did she have any arms?? And i hope she slapped u back HARD

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sinadinosaur 0

What people are missing here is that he said he was joking WITH his girlfriend. Which probably means she thought it was a mannequin as well, which makes them equally stupid.

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DULMAGE 0

Faaaaakeeeee.... how can you be pretending to poke a woman's behind without her noticing you, and without you noticing her MOVE. Please, you're either the male version of Helen Keller, but more stupid, or a liar. Real FML next time plox kthx.

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crazydoug 0

i do that all the time "i thought it was a mannequin"

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Ethan205 0

Niceeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! ahaha

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Pongo_fml 0

i'm dying to hear how that conversation went down.

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TheOrpheus 0

wow what are you dumb? how can you not tell?

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squeaky_fml 0

I hope it was one of those people who are paid by department stores to pretend to be mannequins? They freak me out. If that is not the case, the only other possible explanation I can think of involves LARGE quantities of booze.

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ZeroGravity107 0

#17, I passed by a Forever 21 or something similar and I was looking into the eyes of what I thought was a mannequin until I realized she was breathing. Those live models are pretty creepy sometimes.

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