Kids: Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was...

By Anonymous - 04/10/2012 00:45 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2020 20:06

Today, my boyfriend's 13-year-old daughter called me a "stupid f**ing b****" on Snapchat because her dad wouldn't go on the trampoline with her. I had nothing to do with any of it. FML

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By twelvie - 23/03/2015 14:24 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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By single&alone - 06/03/2015 20:44 - United States - Seattle

Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom - Bangor

Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML

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By NotYourLady - 04/09/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

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By ohcrap - 11/12/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

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VeeDoll13 8

Thursday 4 October 2012 8:49

Did you say "bitch please"?.

xlord 27

Thursday 4 October 2012 8:47

Wow the audacity of some people these days You should tell her to grow up but looks like she already trying too in the wrong way.

Comments

anxietydisorderz 6

Friday 5 October 2012 11:22

Yikes! Teenagers...sigh.

AfroliciousL 1

Friday 5 October 2012 16:49

I can honestly say that i would probably have smacked the sh*t out of her in your position, to teach her som manners.

simonlee93 2

Friday 5 October 2012 17:54

Well, did you?!

ilovecandie 0

Friday 5 October 2012 18:33

If she can dish it, she can take it. I don't know who that kid thinks she is! If she's going around smacking people just cause she's mad thinking that she won't be reprimanded then her parents obviously didn't raise her right or her friends are bad influences, and if your nephew really is d

ilovecandie 0

Friday 5 October 2012 18:39

If she can dish it, she can take it. I don't know who that kid thinks she is! If she thinks she can smack people cause she's mad thinking that she won't be reprimanded then her parents obviously didn't raise her right or her friends suck if your nephew really is dating her tell him and his family.

ChaoSKinG86 7

Friday 5 October 2012 22:31

Are you guys from Alabama?

MoonlightKitty3 7

Saturday 13 October 2012 19:46

#95, go **** yourself.

Marie585 2

Sunday 7 October 2012 5:26

Why didn't you smack her back

Andrew4965 16

Sunday 7 October 2012 8:58

I clicked on comments fully expecting the first one to be "Were you?" but...*tear* internet, you've grown up! *tear*

demonkey_fml 4

Friday 12 October 2012 1:37

I bet the girlfriend feels really stupid now. I would call your sister (nephew's Mom) and mention her behavior. I feel sorry for your nephew. Girl is CraaaaaZY! In rational societies, one would also call up the girlfriend's parents and see if she is on any medications for - um- serious mental issues. She may need to be evaluated or have her pharmaceutical dosage adjusted (only her doctor knows for sure). Her behavior is NOT Noooormal! I'm not saying that you should BUTT IN too badly, but her parents deserve to know her behavior is less than completely rational. If she ends up doing this again and slapping a stranger who presses charges with the police, all eyes will be on you and "Why didn't YOU do ANYTHING!" Sux, but you are the older aunt and have a responsibility to "tattle".