Kids: Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was...

By Anonymous - 04/10/2012 00:45 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew. FML

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Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML

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Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML

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By NotYourLady - 04/09/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

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By ohcrap - 11/12/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

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Thursday 4 October 2012 8:49

Did you say "bitch please"?.

xlord 27

Thursday 4 October 2012 8:47

Wow the audacity of some people these days You should tell her to grow up but looks like she already trying too in the wrong way.

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skyeyez9 24

Thursday 4 October 2012 16:49

Slap the brat back. Imo if a person has the nerve to hit someone, she should not be surprised when they get hit back.

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Thursday 4 October 2012 16:53

Since you can't hit her back without legal issues (and i bet if you did, she'd cry like a little bitch and run to her mom. She can dish it but not take it). You should trip her and make her fall on her face. Just make sure nobody is watching to prevent any witness. Blame it on the 14yr old being a clumsy teen. Also tell your nephew that girl is a ***** and has herpes from her previous bf.