Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:23

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

orangerocker26 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:24

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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HeyThereAk 2

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:29

karmas a bitch, aye? hahaha (:

vmforlife 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 4:42

LMFAO! wow! poor kitten

darksidehascooki_fml 0

Monday 4 April 2011 9:34

holy crap that's hilarious. yay kitteh! but nuts are a no no leave them alone.

zeta24 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 14:52

why were there nuts under ur bed??? im actually allergic.... haha jk but seriously what kind?????

minatosexy 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:41

Who takes their pants off to fart anyway?

columbiancoffeei 6

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:36

dont **** with kittens jerk lmao

troyantoine 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 18:40

hahahaha the pussy cat Attacked your nuts.

Happiness2Joy 3

Friday 20 May 2011 6:17

YDI you douche

Zambaku 9

Saturday 11 June 2011 7:04

what fucktard finds that "joke" funny

wowlol727 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 2:17

u fail dude no offence :D

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