Holidays: Today, I was on a cruise and fell asleep next to the pool. I...

By nick - 22/03/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I was on a cruise and fell asleep next to the pool. I had an intense dream that I had fallen off into the ocean. I rolled off my sun chair into the water and woke up screaming uncontrollably, I thought I was in the ocean. I was in the kiddy pool. FML

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Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML

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By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2016 08:26 - United States - Wasilla

Today, I was woken up by my dad screaming that the ship was sinking. I started freaking out before I realized that I was sleeping on my couch at home and was not in fact on a ship. FML

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By Soap0015 - 16/08/2012 09:57 - United States

Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2023 04:00

Today, while on vacation with my family, I went parasailing. Just as I was about to take off, the wind picked up and I got blown off course. I ended up crashing into a boat and had to be rescued by the coastguard. FML

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NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:04

Ewwww, you best take a shower after going in the kiddie pool because most likely you're covered in piss.

likewhoachea 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:01

HAHAH this is so funny!

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likewhoachea 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:01

HAHAH this is so funny!

Hoplaka 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 7:41

Hahahaha I know right? FYL LLS!

effthis 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:02

hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahha

pancakes_n_syrup 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:02

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HollyoaksFan93 9

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:31

How would that be an FML?

tellithowitis 13

Saturday 11 February 2012 4:39

Uh no.

NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:04

Ewwww, you best take a shower after going in the kiddie pool because most likely you're covered in piss.

code2264 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 23:03

I know that's disgusting.

goshzilla 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:06

You're life isn't f'ed; you're taking a cruise. Unless you're David Foster Wallace, that is.

Meow34 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:07

LMFAO. Well at least you weren't screaming or anything when you were in the kiddie pool.. that would have been embarrassing. This isn't much of a 'FML' tbh.